Shit went left

When nothing goes accordingly to the plan. Nothing is going right.

Man I just went to Atlantic City and lost all my bread. Shit went left.

by P0utyprincess August 26, 2017

push your pussy to the left

A way of telling someone to stop their bitching & take control of their life!

Lora- "what am I doing with my life!?"
Calvin- "Push your pussy to the left."

by Truetrue4747 June 2, 2016

left or right?

The pant leg in which guys prefer their "thing" to hang. It can't just hang there, you know, they have to put it somewhere.

Left or right?

Left man. I can't stand it on the right side.

by Bob the pizza guy October 10, 2008

up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

left-right

a baseball heckle used by fans of the pitcher against a batter who has just struck out

"Left! Right! Left! Right! ..." (for each step of the batter as he walks back to the dugout)

Followed by a "Step!" for each step of the dugout that the batter must walk down, and then a "Sit Down!" when the steps are completed

This heckle is also used at basketball games when an opposing player fouls out

Modern origins: West Palm Beach Expos, University of Florida Baseball

Ump: "Strike 3!"
Fans marching the batter back to the dugout give the left-right heckle: "Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!...Step! Step! Step!...Sit Down!"

by Victor Cromwell January 10, 2010

go left

A situation or conversation suddenly (and usually unexpectedly) taking a turn for the worse (in a bad way), when at first it was going fine.

I guess I should've expected things to go left in couples therapy today after I told my wife that I got my side bitch pregnant.

by iPoopedOnUrDog December 7, 2015

Left

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

by Sir Dr. Shitface December 24, 2018