Skip to main content

LeBron

1. (v.) to stab someone (or something) in the back by leaving in an extravagant manner, such as getting a one-hour TV special to let your decision be known.

2. (n.) A person with a giant ego that needs to be in control. Tends to leave loved ones, hurting those people in the process.
1. Friend: How are you planning to LeBron you're fiance?
Groom: I'm probably going to get up on the table during the rehearsal dinner and tell everyone that I'm leaving her. Afterwards, I'll slap her and pour wine all over her.

2. Friend: Are you okay?
Bride: No. Jack just left me at the rehearsal dinner.
Friend: It's okay. You don't want to marry a LeBron anyways.
by xprime3234 July 10, 2010
mugGet the LeBron mug.

LeBron

The act of hijacking an hour of TV to tell thousands of people something they already know. See State of the Union Address.
Does LeBron have to take this long to say he's going to the Heat? Now there'll only be 3 episodes of SportsCenter tonight, instead of 4.
by Tikibarberfan July 10, 2010
mugGet the LeBron mug.
Related Words

Lebron

Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of SUCK or FAIL.
This movie LEBRONS!! You bought your jeans a size too small? LEBRON!!
by StarkLife June 15, 2011
mugGet the Lebron mug.

LeBronukkah

Beginning this December, the annual celebration in Miami of LeBron James. Participants include the Miami Heat, their posse members, Cuban refugees, and old Jewish women. Everyone the proceeds to tweet, in the third-person, about their haters over delicious gefilte fish.
Bubby: "I'm so excited for LeBronukkah, I could kvell!"
Juan: "Ya granny, but I hear Delonte West ain't invited. I wonder why."
by Ninjas of Love September 1, 2010
mugGet the LeBronukkah mug.

LeBrown James

Where your sex partner shits on your hands, then you clap your hands together and throw the shit in the air. Like LeBron James does with baby powder.
Person A: Dude, what the hell is all over your bed?
Person B: Me and my girl last night were doing role-playing, and i did a LeBrown James.
by uneducatednigha September 26, 2010
mugGet the LeBrown James mug.

LeBronto

The new and correct name for the popular city formerly known as Toronto in Ontario, Canada. This name change occurred after the owner, LeBron James decided the city’s success depended on how much success he wanted them to have. In 2018, despite having the best year in their history, Mr. James decided they were still not ready to leave his ownership. Therefore, Mr. James recently concluded on teaching them a lesson so harsh, that the city’s name was changed from Toronto to LeBronto.
DeMar DeRozan: Yo, why do we fucking suck so much, Kyle?

Kyle Lowry: It’s simple.. This has went from Toronto to LeBronto.. No wonder LeBron used to wear the number six. He’s the real six god.

DeMar DeRozan: Wow, LeBron is so cool. I’m a LeBronto Raptor! My daddy LeBron will be so proud to hear of my spirit!
by Destiny Abbott June 3, 2018
mugGet the LeBronto mug.

LeBronus Jamus

Greek dude: Lebronus Jamus scored 40 points! English dude: ???
by Jus lettin ya know November 1, 2017
mugGet the LeBronus Jamus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email