lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..

girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.

by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010

lebanese bottleopener

A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.

"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"

"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio

by svenernie May 20, 2009

Lebaiting

To intentionally provoke argument or outrage from a highly opinionated person particularly of a leftist persuasion

There was some classic lebaiting going on at the office today.

by TheLurkerattheThreshold April 28, 2011

Lebab

Anti-tower of Babel

A: "If I'm not mistaken you also speak English, either that or I've suddenly learned a Slavic language"
B:"Anti-tower of Babel?"
C:"The tunnel of Lebab."

by hippie2.0 February 26, 2013

Lebaneser scrouge

A lesbian that tries to ruin Christmas

Sharon has been a Lebaneser scrouge ever since she caught her girlfriend with a guy at the Christmas party.

by the truth the whole truth.. March 21, 2016

lebain

A humorous slang term for lesbian. A gay activity. Originated from a typo and caught on.

Fern just told us that she is a lebain

by HeyKittyGirl October 23, 2017

lebage

Lebage are the people who have ignored social distancing throughout the entire Coronavirus pandemic, and have continued to socialise as per normal.

Someone who is the epitome of scum, The lowest of the low.

Someone with absolutely no morals and has zero brainpower.

A person who's just out for themselves and has no regard for anyone else, no matter how close they may be.

Policeman: ''Hello sir/madam, how are you today? Please can I ask why you are sunbathing in this park when the government has told all British citizens to 'Stay at home, save lives and protect the NHS?''

Gav/Stacey: ''Fuck off! I'm trying to sunbath and relax''

Policeman: ''Please sir/madam don't be a lebage.

by Lebagecreator May 22, 2020