lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon

WOW!!! THATS A LEMON

by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019

Lemon

Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.

hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Lemon

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.

"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

Lemon

An idiotic human being

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!

by Microwav e March 10, 2022

Lemon

A lesbian

‘She’s a lemon’

by Hahahlll February 26, 2019

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018