Lainey

A bitch with a phatttttt asss

Guy 1 “damn that girl has a fat ass”
Guy 2 “yeah that’s Lainey”

by Connor52f February 4, 2021

lamingt

lamingt is the IGN of a Minecraft player mainly known for bedwars. They have been playing Minecraft for over 7 years, are extremely good at the game and often described as "very sweaty". They are also extremely amazing, smart, hot, muscular, and terrible at English class.

lamingt just carried me to victory in bedwars

lamingt fell into the void while bridging again!

by luxynth July 6, 2021

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Laine

If you have this name you are stone cold sexy, super smart, generous, sweet, and classy. Brunette with style and grace. Loyal and a friend for life. Men want you and women want to be you. You ruin any man for any other woman if he is lucky enough to get 5 seconds in your presence. A booty that makes you want to cry. But be wise. Cross her and you'll wish you were never born. You treat her right and she'll make you the happiest on earth.

You're so lucky, you got a Laine.

by One2Watch October 30, 2011

Lainee

Lainee is a sensitive, shy, loving person. She is pretty but most likely doesn't know it. Lainee acts tough but i really just a big baby. Lainee has a lot of past relationships, but that's not entirely bad. She is a sweetheart but isn't afraid to speak her mind. Lainee is probably one of the cutest girls ever but has a lot of insecurities. If you date a Lainee hold her tight and keep her safe.

Lainee is the greatest thing in my life

by 69wolf October 27, 2019

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008

lamine

An extremely handsome man who is smart, strong, and creative.

wow that boy is so talented he is almost lamine.

by mohamed sadoun November 19, 2007