Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016

seven layer burrito

A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.

I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.

by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010

layering shit up

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes

I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo

by Tation July 7, 2010

chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.

chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

by grant leon October 18, 2007

peeling layers of the onion

This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.

"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"

by themagichat October 8, 2007

four-layer cake

The act of being pooped on, vomited on, ejaculated on and peed on simultaneously. Usually involving five participants -- wherein the "chosen one" will take a knee in the middle, and the other four will begin the process while surrounding him/her.

She never knew true love, until she was given a four-layer cake.

by Subject #152 March 13, 2009

Seven-Layer Loser

An individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. These areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. A true "Seven-Layer Loser" is incapable of even portraying themselves in any way as complete, accomplished or appreciated.

Kim Kardashian is the Michael Jordan of seven-layer losers.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017