lanky

An insult to refer to people who are tall, skinny, and have small shoulders, giving th appearance that they are weak and easily intimidated.

When the wind blows that lanky fuck flys away.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.

"Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!"
"OI, LANKY BASTARD!"

by ⊕ November 1, 2020

lasky

awkwardly farting while having sexual intercourse

"Did you just lasky?"
"no the dog did"

by thefdhedidit May 30, 2014

lanky

a tall thin person, can also be stick-like, not selley

wat the fuk, u kno that dude, wats his name??? the fukin lanky one????

by selley January 9, 2004

lanky lad

A guy that is very tall has long skinny legs and arms. Can’t dance to save his life, very awkward in relationship, very clinging and terrible at giving hugs. Overall a lanky lad is a great friend but a terrible boyfriend.

“Hey I’m going out with Sam”
“Oof he’s one lanky lad”

by Mcsweeneyyyy November 19, 2019

Lanky

Hobo manager who works at McDonalds, is very tall & wants to be like Ali.

You Lanky Mutha F**ker

by ALI May 18, 2003

LankyBox Kitchen

The best food you’ll ever eat. Made by the one and only… LANKYBOX! 🐱📦 Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast’s burger but actually good

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:

Pizza
Mac N’ Cheese
Chicken Wings
Salad
Fries
Churros
Brownie Cookies
Soft Drinks
Water
And more coming soon…

Only sells in America right now

Person 1: Did you try the new meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yes! They are my favorite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at

by Thespeakerofthefacts November 28, 2022