Landon

Landons are hot and sexy asf. They pull hella hoes.

He's such a landon

by CoochieSlayer2500 January 31, 2022

Landon

Can be a good guy but sometimes a cheeky little cunt or bastard a moments. Some are gay and too ambitious but some are outgoing and nice.

Girl: Landon is a little cunt.

Guy: Well my friend Landon is an awesome guy.

by TheInternet76 November 5, 2017

landon

the perfect little to an even more perfect big. you are the luckiest jew out there!!

i was i had a landon for a little

by landons biggie October 16, 2018

Landon

Landon is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s very sweet to his girlfriend and very loyal. He has a tendency to leave everyone on opened, but he doesn’t do it for fun. He always tries to get his girl alone and tell his friends to go away when he’s with her. He is very overprotective when it comes to his girlfriend and doesn’t let any guy alone with her. He can be very mean sometimes, but in the end he feels bad about it. He’s tall, pale, with brown hair, and the prettiest blue/green eyes. He will never take advantage of you no matter what. If you are his girlfriend then he will love you so so so much. He is very loyal and won’t play with your feelings.

Girl 1: wow whos that?
Girl 2: That’s Landon, isn’t he a keeper?

by kendylnigga January 18, 2019

Landon

Landon is caring, sweet, charming, and hot! He is so nice to every one and has a lot of friends more than you can most people do. Landon is also a gentlemen and wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone. He has a smile that lights up the whole room and you can't help but smile every time you're around him. He has blonde hair and blue green eyes and if you ever find a man like him never let him go.

Girl one : Who was that you were talking to?

Girl two : That's Landon! Isn't he the hot.

Girl one : Yeah I wish he was single!

by soccer121 May 31, 2018

landon

landon is a perfect guy that is smart ladys man he is loved he is athletic and tall and a good friend.

Landon is awsome.

by landon harmon December 10, 2019

Landon

Has a very dark since of humor. Landon is very smart and has a medium amount of friends I guess. I’m kinda short but my friend who is also named Landon is tall. We hate little kids and want them to leave the surface of earth. We are pretty trust worthy and I don’t give two shits for dating. We both like gaming and stuff.

Here’s a joke”a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hey, then the horse says yes please” landon says

by ButtSpinach February 2, 2020