handmaster

The master of drawing hands. Complete mastery, nothing less.

I am the handmaster, look at my hands

by troutboy February 1, 2023

Lancaster

A adventurous person who likes to be in fairy tails

Oh stop it lancaster hahaha

by WizardOaura January 14, 2024

landbastard

another more accurate term for someone who rents out property

My damn landbastard tried to put up my rent by 34%, when rent control says the maximum increa1se is 10%

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

landbastard

A term for landlord that is gender neutral

My landbastard just tried to increase my rent by 3 times what is allowed by rent control

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

Lancaster Facelift

Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.

P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”

by YungYurp September 1, 2025

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Mr. Lancaster

A love/life therapist who helps distressed people, mostly families, for 8 weeks.

"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."

by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020