labia

the lips around the vagina which decide if the mans cock comes in or not

Cock: can i come in? im really hard and i want you really bad..
Labia:why should i? do i owe you anything?
but i will think about it cuz part of that is me having fun too...
Cock: ok but hurry....
Labia: oh dont you rush me..!!

by yara November 10, 2007

labiaist

A person, typically male, who is frequently intimate with willing female participants. A labiaist is usual pleasing to the eye and able to have his pick of the female pack

J: Wow, 4 girls in 3 days, that's impressive
T: Yeah, that guy's a total labiaist.
J: Don't you mean cocksman?
T: No, i meant labiaist, it's newer

by m. Stephen December 20, 2007

labialicious

An adjective derived from the name for the fleshy skin on the external female genitalia. It describes a person in a state of pure sensuousness or sexiness, e.g. horny and sumptuous. Usually, refrenced to girls or people who are "shockingly" feminine.

Your girlfriend is quite labialicious in the sheets.

by Dan Racho July 16, 2006

Flabby Labia

When ones labia becomes loose and flappy. Also, when a man is extremely poor at performing in any athletic activity. Examples of which are awkward running, basketball skills, and most notably tennis.

Johnny
"Wow, Jim really sucks at tennis!"
Doug
"Well Johnny, thats probably because he has a flabby labia."
Johnny
"Oh, that makes much more sense, no wonder he sucks at tennis."

by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008

Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.

My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.

by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

labie

A baby that is being raised by two women in a lesbian relationship. The lesbian version of gaybie.

Those women have such an adorable labie, I see them at the park on sunny days, and the family looks so happy.

by Finally, Something Original May 29, 2018

Sonic labia

The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.

Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020