Louisville Slover

When a large wooden dildo is used as a baseball bat, or when a baseball bat is used as a large wooden dildo.

I gave my self a Louisville Slover last night. I may have smacked some balls.

by Goat scroat April 21, 2019

louisville makeover

A well and duly deserved beating with a baseball bat, often causing broken teeth and facial bones, changing the receiver's appearance.

Today I heard about several thin blue line thugs who tormented and abused a paraplegic guy and immediately thought to myself, "well then, there's at least three more that could use a louisville makeover..." .

by Thatthatdude October 6, 2021

Louisville loader

Some one who goes from truck stop to truck stop getting as many guys to cum inside of them as they can.

Cohen- I just broke my Louisville loader record by 5 guys.
Vinnie- great mine record is 7 so you definitely beat me

by The Liberian March 3, 2025

louisville city

A sub par soccer team in Louisville also considered as shit

Ohh Louisville city is full of shit

by FC Cincy fan 99 June 7, 2018

The Louisville Sucker

The Louisville Sucker is an act when a person or animal places their penis inside of a vacuum to grow its size. (Note) The vacuum must be purchased in the city of Louisville Kentucky

Me and James made our way to Kentucky to buy a vacuum, so we can do that new hip trend The Louisville Sucker.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

Louisville

A city in Kentucky that whose citizens all think they’re better than other Kentuckians but any Kentuckian from somewhere else hates them. They have an awful football team! They are quite annoying and don’t even know how to pronounce their own town name. They are usually arrogant and rude. Seriously, they think they’re the best but they are actually the worst. Poor people are delusional.

(GO BIG BLUE)

Friend 1:“Did you see the game last night? The Wildcats absolutely destroyed the Cardinals!”
Friend 2:“Who are the Cardinals? Oh wait, that annoying Louisville team? They’re so obnoxious and arrogant.”
Friend 1: “Yeah, the ones from Louisville. I agree, they are total losers!”

by Louisville/Loserville hater November 27, 2021

Louisville

Named after King Louis XVI of France, Louisville was founded in 1778 by George Rogers Clark, making it one of the oldest cities west of the Appalachians. Since 2003, Louisville's borders have been the same as those of Jefferson County, after a city-county merger.

Me and my friend went to the bowling alley in *Louisville!*

by Sadiz May 24, 2021