louisville makeover

A well and duly deserved beating with a baseball bat, often causing broken teeth and facial bones, changing the receiver's appearance.

Today I heard about several thin blue line thugs who tormented and abused a paraplegic guy and immediately thought to myself, "well then, there's at least three more that could use a louisville makeover..." .

by Thatthatdude October 06, 2021

Louisville Slover

When a large wooden dildo is used as a baseball bat, or when a baseball bat is used as a large wooden dildo.

I gave my self a Louisville Slover last night. I may have smacked some balls.

by Goat scroat April 21, 2019

louisville lobotomy

To bash someone's head in with a baseball bat.

I'd love to give that chomo a Louisville Lobotomy.

by Golden Hawk May 01, 2024

louisville city

A sub par soccer team in Louisville also considered as shit

Ohh Louisville city is full of shit

by FC Cincy fan 99 May 19, 2018

Louisville Tugger

A girl that when giving a handjob hits your balls too hard.

I needed an ice pack on my balls last night. I think my girl may be a Louisville Tugger.

by FTWQuinn February 12, 2016

Louisville Justice

The use of a fine maple baseball bat to get revenge on some douchebag who purposely messed with someone you love.

The dude shoved my sister down the stairs. Boys, it's time for Louisville Justice.

by February 26, 2024

Louisville Dentist

The act of using a baseball bat, presumably a louisville slugger, to knock someone's teeth out; a baseball bat used with the sole purpose of being used to knock teeth out.

you never want to be on the giving or receiving end of a Louisville dentist.

by ShootymcRooty May 27, 2023