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Lolster

A dumbass loser that prolongs the pronounciation of the word

"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.
Lolster says heeeeeeey every 2.2 seconds.
by LOLSTER KITTY June 18, 2011
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lolstesays

Laugh
Out
Loud
So
That
Everyone
Stares
At
You
Speechless
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: that guy asked me out
20:17 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: zomfg
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: no
20:18 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: I mean the ugly one.
20:18 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: LOLSTESAYS
by clo clo March 31, 2008
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Related Words
Lolsy lolspeak lolski lolser lolster lolsacks lolsh lolsome LOLSROYCE Lolsuit

Lolspasm

Lolspasm happens when you lolgasm to hard, or lollapse too much.

It's pretty much like a spasm, with a spastic effect, along with laughing out loud.



Similar words include: Lawlspasm, Lulspasm, Lulzpasm
Aaron: "Did you know Fann was admitted to the hospital the other day?"

Alfred: "Nowai!"

Aaron: "Yeah, serious case of lolspasm, heard she tore a ligament somewhere."
by Aaron Lurie February 17, 2009
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lolskeet

Skeeting while laughing hardily at the terrified face of your woman.
Dorothy: "I am offended that George lolskeeted on me. Was it really that funny??"
by simon35 May 28, 2009
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lolspinning

When your mouse cursor goes to the top of the screen and randomly spins around. This happens often with Optical and Laser mice.

This is esp. frustrating while you play a First Person Shooter because your character will look up and spin around in circles very quickly (lolspin).
Player#1: I would've killed you if I wasn't lolspinning
Player#2: Excuses, excuses...
by arkonite July 28, 2007
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lolspital

(1) The ultimate state of lol characterized by laughter so intense it causes pain or tears. (2) the nirvana of lol
I lollerskated all the way to the lolspital when I saw Greg's new tatoo!
by Llama Tamer November 10, 2010
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Lolsaurus Rex

An ancient giant hilarity that still stalks the earth today.
Friend 1: I just got pelted in the face with a sandal.

Friend 2: hahahaha!!!! Lolsaurus Rex!
by smartboy369 May 4, 2007
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