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Liberty Bell

The Liberty Bell is a lewd sex act in which a male spreads his legs while standing and squats down just bit. While squatting, he then holds and raises his penis, leaving his testicles dangling free. A woman then lies down underneath and inserts the entire testicle sack into her mouth, shaking her head from side to side much like ringing a bell. Ideally, the woman performs this act with such aggression that crack(s) can form at the corners of her mouth, much like the cracked Liberty Bell.
Man, Garth hooked up with some dumb ho last night. Dumb bitch got so drunk she gave Garth a liberty bell.
by Curits October 30, 2008
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Liberty Prime

A 40ft, Invincible robot who hates communism, but he loves democracy.
Liberty prime: *sees communist*
Liberty peime: Mission: the destruction of any Chinese communists.
by NumShotBoi December 3, 2018
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liberty spike

to spike (ones) hair into several tall peaks, like the statue of liberty, by use of gell or wax
"wow joel your hair looks awesome liberty spiked!"
by lauren August 31, 2003
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Liberty Slap

Not to be confused with PIMP SLAP/ Pimp Smack

The slap that induces/allows freedom.

The moments after a Liberty Slap are filled with great magnificence and patriotism.

Normally covered with loud shouting to hide the fact that said slap was a liberty slap.

Known fans of liberty slap,

GI JOE, SALT, CAPTAIN AMERICA , JAMES BOND , Charlies Angels and other movies where the guy/girl gets tied up and breaks free later
At the end of the movie SALT, when the black guy was on the helicopter with Angelina Jolie and she was handcuffed, the black guy gave her a Liberty Slap and her handcuffs were undone. In the spur of the moment, Angelina Jolie was able to rip open the helicopter door and fall around a 100 feet into a icy cold water, swim ashore and run out of the camera's field of vision.

Guy 1: Shit man, my bitch ran away yesterday.
Guy 2: Well, maybe if you didn't Liberty Smack her she would still be here.
Guy 1: Naw man, she mixed up the Pimp smack with the Liberty Slap
by Yourmumlah August 22, 2010
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Liberty Christian High School

a place of pure torture. This school has so many antisocial people, you would die from the lack of social skills. Studies show that 100% of the people who attended this school died. Going to this school is like being tied to a tree and being continously slapped by apes.
Guy: Man, i hate jail.

Other Guy: Its better than Liberty Christian High School, they actually have good food in jail.
by dontevenbother654 May 5, 2011
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liberty goggles

A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.
I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.
by libertydude August 8, 2011
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Liberty Hill

A Texas town where you can find your thrills; especially if you like football. Not too far outside of Austin, Texas, you can find the Friday Night Lights burning above a purple sea of Panther faithful.
Football fan #1 (singing): I found my thrills! At Liberty Hill!

Football fan #2: Yes sir! Wow, those Panthers really had their way with those biaches!
by LHPM October 13, 2008
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