Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

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science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

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fiction-general, "Anatomy Lesson"

- 18 miles of books
- Christmas Market
- December 7th

You were sent here. Go look. fiction-general, "Anatomy Lesson"

by hello_charles November 21, 2021

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Lessoning

To learn a valuable lesson part taken place

Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.

by Sadrock May 18, 2023

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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

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