laser thingy

A red light that is emitted from a tool to be used as a sight for accuracy. Can be used on weapons, pointers and temperature guns.

My buddy Joe has a temperature gun and it has a laser thingy so you can point it at your junk and get the temperature!

by Jay Doggy Dog September 18, 2008

laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali November 4, 2007

laser whore

some one who, despite of inefficiencies, uses the spartan laser in Halo 3 for EVERYTHING, and is a total newb

damn that laser whore, i can't get to him

by Army Man Hascall October 11, 2008

laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Laser slicing

Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.

yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...

by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008