American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.
by Bombguy March 22, 2008
Get the Kristy Lee Cookmug. Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
Get the fat kristymug. **Kristie**
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
1. **Person A:** "Hey, did Kristie say anything about me?"
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
by Collardoscope July 31, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. by Anonymous Genius 22 November 23, 2021
Get the Kristimug. 
Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Kristi Noem's PR teammug.