Lemme tell ya something about Kristen. First of all, talk about perfect, and how you fall in love so fast and instantly. You will never want to ask for anyone else. She will become the love of your life in a heart beat, and you will only ever want her. She is so kind and caring and compassionate. She will always be there for you and I mean always, if you text her at midnight you can expect a text back immediately. She gives off so much love and affection and she really knows how to treat someone like an absolute king. Lemme tell ya something guys, if you find yourself a Kristen like I have, wife that girl. No matter what. She is your eveything and will always be your everything.
Kristen, you are my everything.
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Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
by fadedportrait September 20, 2009
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"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.
by Bob Lawblaw October 17, 2009
Get the Kristen Stewart mug.Kristen is the most amazing girl alive! Kristen's are usually really tall and sexy! They love to go camping and four-wheeler riding! They love to come up to the mountains. THEY ARE REALLY SWEET! They are the most amazing people out there! They are freaking hilarious! Kristen loves broccoli! Kristen loves cats and has a lot of dawgs that are really FUCKING AWESOME! Kristen is the sexiest person alive! She makes other girls look like shit! They are big bootie hoes usually!(: They usually live in the city, around a bunch of city folks! But they are still fucking awesome! She dresses better than any hoe out there! She takes hours to pick out her outfit, she has dudes all over her day after day! She is SEXY AND SHE KNOWS IT! She makes famous BITCHES jealous! They see her and they are like "FUCKING DAMN, LOOK AT THIS BITCH, SHES FUCKING HOTTER THAN A CANDLE" She is an overall FUCKING AWESOME PERSON!!!!! :D She is also a SUPER FREAK, A TOTAL FREAK IN BED!
Freaking awesome Kristen
by iamfuckingawesome January 10, 2012
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Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
by lovelygiirl1234 September 2, 2010
Get the Kristen Stewart mug.Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
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