Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.

Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!

by Clamer July 27, 2016

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Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony September 15, 2012

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ketchup sandwich

when you have no found in the house, its a kind of sandwich you eat when you have only bread

I aint go shoppin' so we had ketchup sandwiches for lunch.

by DarkNova April 5, 2002

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Ketchup on your hotdog

A guy having sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating.

"Do you like ketchup on your hotdog?"

by Slut69 July 23, 2013

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hillbilly ketchup

Ranch dressing. Hillbillies put that shit on everything.

Ronny Ray! Run up to the Piggly Wiggly and get some hillbilly ketchup. You know Nadine and Lynnette cain't eat pizza or potato chips without some Hidden Valley.

by Anglo Gerry May 30, 2013

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