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Kennel Oyster

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts
1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.
by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009
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fuck the kennel

When a team loses all its games or remaining games. The opposite of "run the table". If screwing the pooch is losing one game, losing all the games is fucking the kennel.
"The 2008 Detroit Lions sure did fuck the kennel."

"The way the defense is playing, they might just fuck the kennel."
by sportscolumn.com January 1, 2009
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kernersville

Also known as K-ville, K*Vegas, or Bumfuck, U.S.A., Kernersville provides the perfect setting for you to feel isolated yet claustrophobic at the same time…ultimately leading to a higher rate of suicide in teens than most small towns. Home to such bands as Beloved and Down On Luck, Kernersville has a surprising amount of musical talent within its limits. Other than that Kernersville has been described as the black hole of the universe. Being as it is thirty minutes away from civilization in three directions, I like to think of Kernersville as being the center of the new Bermuda Triangle. You go in…you don’t come back out. If you don’t get out when it’s time for you to go to college, you will never leave and thus you will doom yourself to a life of boring mediocrity as well as increase the number of people in the city who are related to each other. Remember, don’t talk bad about Billy-Bob Jr. because he’s cousins with half the town. And yes it’s true, the only thing to do at night is race shopping carts in the Wal-Mart parking lot then try to outrun the little security guard when they come up and tell you to stop. On top of everything else, the saddest statement about Kernersville is this. Whenever newcomers visit our town we show them three things: (1) Korner’s Folly, the big dilapidated building the town’s founders lived in; (2) The new stoplight intersection, months of backed up traffic just so a light could turn red and make getting to school or work even harder on that two stoplight street; and (3) the new Sheetz gas station, because a town with something that big and shiny must be something special!
When asked about my hometown the conversation normally goes as follows:
Sally: “So where are you from?”
Me: “Well Sally, I’m from Kernersville.”
Sally: “Where?”
Me: “Exactly.”
by OcptnMYcptn19 October 12, 2005
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Slave Kennel

A large metal cage used to hold one or more arabian sex slaves
Eimon bought the slave kennel to his graduation party
by shooby June 10, 2005
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geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.
Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.
by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007
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kernal

Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.
Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.
by Thatsbest December 13, 2004
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kerneling

Sweating out/ Grinding/ Try harding in roblox
Im kerneling so hard right now.
by kerneling June 23, 2022
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