Kentucky Buglehorn

When a Southern girl is blowing you and just before you orgasm she cups your balls with her left hand and repeatedly taps the top of your penis with her right three fingers and happily takes the load in her mouth.
Those Southern girls really love the taste of my spunk. Last night I was fucking Brittany and she gave me the best Kentucky Buglehorn.
by Chalupa-Batman April 17, 2015
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kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.
"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."
by TrikyDickyAintPicky February 17, 2017
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Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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kentucky doorbell

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.
Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.
by SkidMarkyMark May 25, 2006
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Kentucky plug

Sticking your thumb in an Orifice, after having a large load blow up in you face
by Wy Belk May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Crockpot

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin
I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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the kentucky thumb

When you're getting hot and heavy with a girl and she starts her period so sticking your thumb up her vagina to stop the bleeding.
I was starting to have sex with a girl off tinder when she suddenly started her period, I gave the the Kentucky thumb and let her give me head instead.
by SSGBB May 21, 2021
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