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y/o: yo, do you know who kelvins slut is?
y/o: yeah! her names damija
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Kelvin Henry

A Vietnamese male who is a gamer and has a huge penis and a wide butthole. He is very attractive.
Yo this Kelvin Henry guy is turning me on.
by Mwegegegegege May 14, 2021
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Kelvin is My Daddy
by JH udagsud March 20, 2023
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Kelvin

He is God he owns everything and is the best person ever if u disagree u are wrong
Kelvin is the best
by Stfu_ni99@ November 10, 2021
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Kelvin

Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.

Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.

Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??
"Goddamnit Kelvin you stole my ace"

"Kelvin please stop beatboxing, I'm dying"
by AMemberOfTheVortexShithole November 22, 2021
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Kelvin or The Kelvin - The art of using various filters on social media ( especially instagram ) on a subject . The wilder the filter , the more out of context , the better the Kelvin

Being a Kelvin is not a choice but a way of life

Mahatma Gandhi once said , change your instagram filter and the world will change accordingly thus be the filter you wish to see in the world.
Bro : Hey do you mind if I do “The Kelvin “ today

Bro 2 : chaaaaaaa

Bro : Consider it posted
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