Kaden 

He will usually have a tiny dick

Kaden has a small penis

Kaden by Bigfickdave November 24, 2018

kaden 

usually referred to as an ugly being

ew did you see that..it was kaden

kaden by pseuds January 5, 2009

kaden 

a dumb ass bitch face who forgets his homework all the time and makes bad excuses.

I saw Kaden yesterday walking back home to get his homework.

kaden by bostonbobby December 10, 2019

Kaden 

The ultimate gay.

“I’ve never seen someone as gay as him”
“Me neither, he is a kaden”

Kaden by icantpickausername December 16, 2019

kaden 

a short guy who is part of the iphone 7 club also the krusty kids krew also he has the best scootering skillz he thinks he is curry

kaden is a nerd

kaden by Fin Germie March 7, 2017

Kaden 

One ugly ass motherfucker that only cares about the broncos and says he's a fighter but get his ass beat every lunch. Gets donkey-punched on the daily, but secretly likes it. Also, looks just like Bobby from King of the Hill. Wants to be a P.E teacher cuz he wants to look at all the girls while they run.. what a lop!!!!

DAAMMNNNN guys did u see that ugly ass Kaden!

Kaden by wcvbhjklkjhgfdfg May 18, 2017

Kaden 

A retard who does anything you tell him even if it hurts him. He is hot headed and very stubborn if he doesn't get his way. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer, and if I were you I would get away from all Kadens as soon as possible

Person 1: Hey kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar.
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free.

Kaden by Trentdawg October 10, 2019