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Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.
Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.
by Bombguy March 22, 2008
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kool kristie

Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after
Which kristie, kool kristie or that insignificunt kristie
by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023
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Kristie

Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next.

Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.

Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.

Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.

Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
1. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"

**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."

2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."

**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
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Kristy

A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word
Ur such a Kristy
by 👌shaggy👌 June 12, 2018
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anna-kristi

Means a hard core girl with endless possibilities.

Verb «Anna-Kristiing» is to have a strong need to dance whenever bad music is played in public spaces.
What are you doing?

Im Anna-Kristiing
by Alma Diaz February 22, 2018
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kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.
Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again
by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021
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Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.
Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.
by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024
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