jump check

A way to figure out who your friends are in a PC game called Rust.

Jump check! Jump check! Three geared guys on the rocks to our north east!

by James2406 August 18, 2017

Jump Start

Verb

While engaged in coitus with a significant other

The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.

See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:

the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra

Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"

(A cattle prod)

Or "The Old-School Jump Start"

(A car battery)

"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".

"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"

by KinkySasquatch December 18, 2017

Jump Scare

A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.

A scantily clad, bosomy teenager who hears a suspicious noise in her empty house on a rainy night while watching a movie gets up from the couch to investigate its source. Walking slowly, she calls out, "Is anybody there?" As she nears the kitchen, a black cat streaks across the hallway, accompanied by a loud, piercing measure of orchestral music. "Oh, whiskers, you silly cat, you scared me!" she says, breathing a sigh of relief. She turns around, anxious to get back to her movie, when an axe suddenly buries itself in her skull.

Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.

by gimmedatsammich April 6, 2011

Jump this bitch

To leave. Bail.

'This place is hella boring.'
'Yeah, let's jump this bitch.'

by Kailysaywhat June 3, 2009

Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph

Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.

by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021

jump out boys

Unmarked police rolling down the Blade, four or more of them in each single large tint-windowed SUV or van with no back windows, waiting for a vice officer to confirm having positively identified a target — a prostitute, pimp, dealer, or someone with an outstanding warrant or who was banned by the courts from the area for previous prostitution or drug activity — or, after seeing such activity taking place or identifying a known suspect themselves as they go by, they roll up to the target(s), quickly stop and all jump out to arrest/search/question or otherwise harass everyone involved.

I'm gone, jump out boys at your six!

by veiledvenus June 27, 2014

jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004