by Darryk September 7, 2003
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Has a very unpronounceable name but is still a good person. Will always listen to ur problems but won't really care. Is a really scary person. Is a forgetful person. Can be physically overpowering but wont do it during sex. Is a very loyal friend that will treat you like family (If you matter to them, anyways). Will try their best to get into your head but will only leave you feeling somehow more alone. (the sole purpose being because its Jaantje). She's a dumb bitch but still #1 bish. A clutz that can be likable but really annoying when she's ignorant. CANT FUCKING PLAY MINECRAFT!!??
Has a very unpronounceable name but is still a good person. Will always listen to ur problems but won't really care. Is a really scary person. Is a forgetful person. Can be physically overpowering but wont do it during sex. Is a very loyal friend that will treat you like family (If you matter to them, anyways). Will try their best to get into your head but will only leave you feeling somehow more alone. (the sole purpose being because its Jaantje). She's a dumb bitch but still #1 bish. A clutz that can be likable but really annoying when she's ignorant. CANT FUCKING PLAY MINECRAFT!!??
Sarah: “ you could put a whole as arm in there.
Bitch you could fit a whole raccoon in there”
Jaantje :“ is it because your couch is out
Sarah: Yes
Jaantje: It’s okay I don’t possess the Coochie key anyway”
Sarah: “Why am I dressed like the stereotypical fits”
Jaantje: “ yes this looks good even without tucking
It’s not as good as tucking but it’s still good”
Bitch you could fit a whole raccoon in there”
Jaantje :“ is it because your couch is out
Sarah: Yes
Jaantje: It’s okay I don’t possess the Coochie key anyway”
Sarah: “Why am I dressed like the stereotypical fits”
Jaantje: “ yes this looks good even without tucking
It’s not as good as tucking but it’s still good”
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Jewish friend two - "Hahahahahaha good janter!!"
Jewish friend two - "Hahahahahaha good janter!!"
by shomernegiah October 14, 2010
Get the Janter mug.Jewish antics. Derived from our jew cocksucker Gary, Jantics is a term used to describe the worthless shit that spills from his mouth on a daily basis. Ant type of antics that comes across as self centered and completly irrational.
Say you give this "gary" a five dollar bill to pick you up an item at the store that will only cost two dollars. When he arrives with your item, there will be NO change. Attack of the jantics.
by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008
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a passenger killed in a car accident while his/her brother was driving and survived.
verb*
1.to kill a person with a car, either accidentally or on purpose.
2. the act of dying in a car accident
*can be used in place of words rhyming with it, for example dance and pants
a passenger killed in a car accident while his/her brother was driving and survived.
verb*
1.to kill a person with a car, either accidentally or on purpose.
2. the act of dying in a car accident
*can be used in place of words rhyming with it, for example dance and pants
noun
ex: "But his brother is in critical condition? What a jantz!"
verb
1. ex: "Did you see that guy just get jantzed over there!"
2. ex: "Tommy jantzed away last week, his funeral will be held next week with a eulogy from his brother who was driving and lived"
*: "We can jantz the night away together!"
ex: "But his brother is in critical condition? What a jantz!"
verb
1. ex: "Did you see that guy just get jantzed over there!"
2. ex: "Tommy jantzed away last week, his funeral will be held next week with a eulogy from his brother who was driving and lived"
*: "We can jantz the night away together!"
by nebby December 12, 2005
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