jousting

The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain

After the shower, waiters from inside the sidewalk restaurants were seen jousting the awnings.

by Xerxes Billimoria December 23, 2010

super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding

i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass

by NinjaMrPatrick June 18, 2009

jousting

tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes

two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses

by louis October 25, 2004

e-peen jousting

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.

An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one

by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009

Anal Jousting

Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.

Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!

Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.

by James Jammer Jammerson November 28, 2013

Jousting

*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*

*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*

by Alanna January 28, 2004

jousting

The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.

-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!

"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."

by J.// September 30, 2007