joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

by cathryn July 30, 2006

Jennine

Crazy lady with scooby snacks all the time that you can't decide whether it's a dog snack of whether it's edible. Very sexy lady with an amazing pimped out car! lol

She is like the sun.... super hot, Jennine!!! lol

by Jesus777 October 22, 2009

Jonine

Pronouced as JOE - NEEN -an extremely scheduled woman of exceptional quality who brings order and structure to those in her world. One who definitely hates the song "Joleen." Commonly reduced to Jenine, Joann, or Jonie when introduced.

When Jonine entered the room and introduced herself she made sure to articulate her name correctly.

by I'm NOT Joleen February 3, 2010

jonein brothers

a group of friends getting together and jonein on each other

Guy 1: did you see the jonein brothers?
Guy 2: who they be?
Guy 1: Dennis and brian. they be jonein like shit on each other.

by jonein bro. September 22, 2009

jonnie

An awesome person who loves playing the piano

Jonnie is awesome

by ???????????__ April 4, 2009

johning

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services

Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?

by Cecestud June 18, 2008

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014