Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017

Joine

Å bli med noen eller bli med på noe.

Joiner du å dra på stranden?

by Bella D S April 29, 2020

Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

joinee

A person who is new to an organization

Tom is a new joinee with us at Microsoft

by T-T/:) October 14, 2020

Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself

"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it

by LePawn November 5, 2020

joiner player

Computer controlled players in a video game, possibly can be taken over by a human player

Are you playing with a real person? No it's a joiner player

by jimtendo2013 October 15, 2021