a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
John is one hell of a landscaper!
by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods
by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.
by #1 john August 16, 2018
Get the Johnmug. A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.
by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021
Get the John Anmug. “Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 23, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John is the most beautiful man you’ll ever meet. He is good at everything he touches, from the moment he was born he made everyone smile. His laugh is contagious and his smile brightens can light up not even the room but an entire arena. That’s what he deserves, an arena celebrating the most amazing man and him playing his guitar and him singing. No one can ever bring down John because he is the strongest person ever. He has so many positive characteristics about him but he is humble. Everyone should meet a John in their lifetime. Meeting him will make you go from disliking life to want to live another day to speak to him.
Yo you see that John right there? He’s an angel
You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up
You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up
by AshtonLullabybee June 8, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.
A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."
"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"
"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"
"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
by Petra Jagermeister January 25, 2022
Get the Johnmug.