jabroni

In reality, jabroni is another way to say zamboni. Zamboni gets to be rather lame after long usage, but jabroni never does.

Jabroni can also be used to describe moron's who suck a lot of dick.

Look at that jabroni going around on the rink.

Oi, that guys a jabroni.

by Mikal S. May 8, 2005

Jabroni

A guy who frequents university college bars wearing ridiculously colourful clothing and possessing a tendency to break his foot. Is known to drop crutches to see up female's skirts.

jabroni guy carrying crutches and colourful shirt

by Robert Kagan December 28, 2005

Jabroni

An outdated term for a loser. Only used by guidos and people named Robbie. Use this term if you want to sound cool but suck at life.

Robbie: "Look at this jabroni over here!"
Everyone else: "Sick burn Robbie. The 90's called. They want their stupid word back."

by random710 September 30, 2018

Jabronie

A Jabronie is the guy/girl you want to be. It's that person that everyone likes picks up all the chicks/dudes, and loves to party hard on occasions. Jabronies also play the chillest sports such as Lacrosse, Hockey, Soccer etc....

Yo if you don't know what a Jabronie is yet you need to hop on the Jabronie Pony.

by A True Jabronie July 18, 2011

Jabronie

A funkadelic Tony traveler. A desert groover, a dancefloor destroyer.

The Jabronies were out in full force! Hev city!

by Vavavuu April 6, 2017

Jabroni

An undercover gay male.

you heard bob slept with Phil!?
oh shit, I didn’t know he was a jabroni!?

by WAP4Sale September 21, 2020

Jabronium

The 119th element on the periodic table. This element is only found in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; Which fuels his insatiable hunger to lay the smack down on all your candy asses!

See Seth, I told u the letter "J" is on the periodic table, Jabronium!

by ThaZygoat November 4, 2011