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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
by #getrekted November 2, 2017
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classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
by other halves April 17, 2011
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joisey

"Joisey" is the way some New Yorkers mispronounced New Jersey (both leaving out the "New" and pronouncing "Jersey" badly). People who moved to New Jersey from New York and who prided themselves in not having the extreme accent of some people in their old New York neighborhoods would sometimes ridicule and imitate the way these New Yorkers referred to New Jersey as "Joisey." These days, some people from other parts of the country, or at least not from New Jersey, mistakenly think that "Joisey" is the way New Jerseyans commonly refer to their state.
I told my old neighbor that I've missed him ever since I moved to New Jersey, but he kept saying that I had left the old neighborhood to go to "joisey" and that now I was a "joisey goil."
by Farfalla February 24, 2008
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Rimmy Jobsco

After carelessly falling into the trap of giving a rim job to your current sexual partner, you are now considered a Rimmy Jobsco.
I just gave my girlfriend a rim job...dude your a rimmy jobsco.
by John Hancokk April 25, 2011
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Jobi

Polite way to say retarded... a little special.
Wow that’s pretty jobi...
by R.T. January 8, 2021
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Jobin

You are Beautiful, Awesome, Kind, Best, Trustful, and mostly Brilliant.
Jobin, Awesome, Kind, Best, Cool, Brilliant.
by J*Star September 17, 2013
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boppus de jobius

The latin route for getting a bopjob. Used to describe a nice chick sucking or slobbing on your meat.
"I was getting a sweet boppus de jobius in the trabant center the other day."
"The Greek philospher Plato explained the pleasures of boppus de jobius to his scholars."
"I got a boppus de jobius at gore hall during a lecture class."
by nickandtj October 4, 2006
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