jobbies

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009

Jobism

The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems

Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.

by American Worker January 20, 2009

Boabie Joabie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

aka Muddy Helmet or Foreskin Fajita and Tadger Toally

Last night I did her up the ass so hard I had a boabie joabie!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

Jobbylobber

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby

he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing

by drhooss July 11, 2011