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Jubber Dubber Doodle

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.
I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.
by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011
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hibber jibber

is what u say instead of swearing
oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber
by llooll May 14, 2009
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short jabber

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.
She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.
by big.tee09 August 9, 2010
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jabberwiki

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.
1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"
by Nickilicious January 16, 2008
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Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008
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Joubert

A slang term for a promiscuous woman. Commonly used by drunk bikers; the term "Joubert" reached the height of it's popularity in 2010 via online escort services catered to low income clientele.
We should go hit the bars in Oshkosh tonight. I've got an extra $10 set aside in case I need to find a Joubert.
by Greg the Collins September 5, 2011
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Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.
Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."
by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013
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