Japped

To be in loved/obsessed

Yea I’m japped about her/him

He/she got me japped

by Prblmchild216 April 12, 2025

Japped yoke

A Japanese or korean car that has been robbed thru breaking the ignition with a vice grips and sticking a flat head screwdriver into the ignition to start it. Usually these are robbed and burnt out in 6-54 hours, but in rare occasions the car can be a merc and it’s robbed in a different way for rallying. Either way it’s done, it’s fucking active. CARRIG ON TOP 🔝 #P43

Me and the bais got a jap yoke last night and flaked it on the pikey for a penny. The japped yoke flaad a yew young fellas when they wrapped it off an aul doll and blew her box to the moon w a half o of flake with a cake as a mistake to take a wait for a mate with for ate on a date Ygm mate!?!?

by Jaddy da Baddy May 28, 2025

Jampie

A Jampie is the act of egregious penile penetration of a man’s anus, thus causing severe hemorrhaging.

A Jampie is when you get aggressively anally destroyed until you bleed, by a 5’6 Scotsman.

Gijs: *bends over*
Mikey: “spread those cheeks so I can give you this painful, long awaited Jampie. Take it like the good boy you are”

*midway through the Jampie*

Mikey: *moan* “you like that”
Gijs: *squeals* “yes daddy”

by The Jampire November 6, 2025

Japping

Term used for shoplifting in the 1980s. More precisely used as quick swiping an item into a pocket or under a shirt and quickly walking out. Name probably comes from the quick movement of Asian martial arts.

Let's go to the mall and do some japping because I ain't paying full price for Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

by orkbrother November 24, 2025

Japped

A slang term for autistic

"Yo bro, why you reading like that? Are you japped?"

by ronin1412 November 27, 2025

Japping

To jerk off your vaginal flaps

Person 1 : "What did you do last night?"

Person 2 : "Oh you know, just japping it all night long"

Person 1 : "That sounds so fun!"

by MazatheMilk March 7, 2026

flap jappin

to pull the labia majora outwards while performing cunnilingus and frantically slap them together

she: what the fuck are you doing down there?!
he: oh baby, just flap jappin this mutha fucka.

by black baby jesus November 30, 2011