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Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.
"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019
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Janet Riley

National Hot dog and Sausage Council President and ‘Queen of Wien’
“I love my hamburgers like I like my sandwiches; the same way. But nothing compares to a good old wiener” - Janet Riley
by Cheeseburglar69 February 5, 2019
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janet vega

The most annoying person you will ever meet in person. Many may call her a bitch or just a very disrespectful person. You deside.
Femboy:"I think Janet vega is a bitch."
Sex slave:"I think she's disrespectful."
by Alejandrom504 April 9, 2019
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JANET

Janet is a hoe who lets anyone in her backdoor. Janet is a dirty bitch. She is sometimes known as a dickwagon. She ain’t pretty but she gets the job done. She may not be your first choice but you’ll never complain once you’re inside her. Janet is a whore.
Janet knows just how you like it.
Janet is such a hoe!
by BShift Bitches June 7, 2019
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audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
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janet eleanor

A wicked smart, wicked funny and absosnutely gorgeous gal.
by Guamrocksrer April 19, 2018
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janeting

When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.
"this travel agent is totally janeting right now"
by amber.knittin September 5, 2016
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