"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by alteredaxons September 29, 2006
Get the James Westfall mug."I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
by grey July 24, 2004
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The LeBomb James requires a shot of Crown Royal (for King James), some Red Bull and three packs of Splenda.
Drop the shot of Crown in the Red Bull, chug it, dump the Splenda in your hands and 'baby powder throw' it into the air like LBJ.
(Credit goes to SI Hot Clicks and Jeff from Youngstown, Ohio)
The LeBomb James requires a shot of Crown Royal (for King James), some Red Bull and three packs of Splenda.
Drop the shot of Crown in the Red Bull, chug it, dump the Splenda in your hands and 'baby powder throw' it into the air like LBJ.
(Credit goes to SI Hot Clicks and Jeff from Youngstown, Ohio)
Shit got wild after I introduced the LeBomb James at the bar last night...Splenda was flying everywhere.
by J-Fresh09 May 5, 2009
Get the LeBomb James mug.a very talented music composer and singer who has worked in bands called rainbow and black sabbath. now works solo in a band called dio. real name ronald james padovana
by jussi January 13, 2005
Get the ronnie james dio mug.A super gorgeous and lovely guy who will pull at your heart strings from the moment you meet. He is unforgettable, irreplaceable and incomparable. Descending from a mixed European background, he has inherited all the irresistible features from that lineage and of course is the most stunning person you will ever lay eyes on. His beautiful smile and brown expressive eyes will dazzle you to happiness and take you to an entirely new dimension! His charismatic personality and sincere nature will make you fall in love with him instantly. But the more you get to know him, you will find that there is no one else who can come close to the jewel that he is. He would go out of his way for his family, friends and for the ones he loves and is very protective when someone tries to hurt them. He is loved by everyone, including one person who loves him more than he will know. He is very popular with the ladies and men love him too because he's just so easy to get along with. the most interesting person in world and is a genius beyond words. He just knows everything there is to know, but he is very modest and humble with the wisdom that he holds. He is addictive, and will never leave your thoughts, you will always want to be in his company because he just lifts your spirits high. His laughter will lift you out of sadness and his hug will keep you feeling safe and loved! An amazing guy you'll never ever forget... this life time and your next.
Lady Luck 1: i wish i could muster up the courage to talk to James Fernandez! It drives me insane!
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.
by I<3james.com May 29, 2010
Get the James Fernandez mug.Nick Nolte and Ryan O'Neal came by to show Babs who's in charge as James Brolin watched. As much as he liked the show, he had a better time when Charles S. Dutton and the guy from Benson gave her a cream pie.
by Z-Gangsta October 9, 2008
Get the James Brolin mug.James Spader is an American Actor. He is best known for portraying villians in movies in the 1980s and 90s. He is best known for playing Raymond "Red" Reddington in the tv show, The Blacklist
Movies:
Team Mates (1978)
Endless Love (1981)
Tuff Turf (1985)
The New Kids (1985)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Mannequin (1987)
Baby Boom (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Wall Street (1987)
Greasy Lake (1988)
Jack's Back (1988)
sex, lies and videotape (1989)
The Rachel Papers (1989)
Bad Influence (1990)
White Palace (1990)
True Colors (1991)
Storyville (1992)
Bob Roberts (1992)
The Music of Chance (1993)
Dream Lover (1993)
Wolf (1994)
Stargate (1994)
Crash (1996)
2 Days in the Valley (1996)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Driftwood (1997)
Critical Care (1997)
Curtain Call (1998)
Supernova (2000)
The Watcher (2000)
Slow Burn (2000)
Speaking of Sex (2001)
Secretary (2002)
The Stickup (2002)
I Witness (2003)
Alien Hunter (2003)
Shadow of Fear (2004)
Shorts (2009)
Lincoln (2012)
The Homesman (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Television:
The Family Tree (1983)
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983)
Family Secrets (1984)
Starcrossed (1985)
Frasier (1994)
Seinfeld (1997)
The Pentagon Papers (2003)
The Practice (2003-2004)
Boston Legal (2004-2008)
Discovery Atlas (2006)
The Office (2011-2012)
The Blacklist (2013- )
Movies:
Team Mates (1978)
Endless Love (1981)
Tuff Turf (1985)
The New Kids (1985)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Mannequin (1987)
Baby Boom (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Wall Street (1987)
Greasy Lake (1988)
Jack's Back (1988)
sex, lies and videotape (1989)
The Rachel Papers (1989)
Bad Influence (1990)
White Palace (1990)
True Colors (1991)
Storyville (1992)
Bob Roberts (1992)
The Music of Chance (1993)
Dream Lover (1993)
Wolf (1994)
Stargate (1994)
Crash (1996)
2 Days in the Valley (1996)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Driftwood (1997)
Critical Care (1997)
Curtain Call (1998)
Supernova (2000)
The Watcher (2000)
Slow Burn (2000)
Speaking of Sex (2001)
Secretary (2002)
The Stickup (2002)
I Witness (2003)
Alien Hunter (2003)
Shadow of Fear (2004)
Shorts (2009)
Lincoln (2012)
The Homesman (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Television:
The Family Tree (1983)
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983)
Family Secrets (1984)
Starcrossed (1985)
Frasier (1994)
Seinfeld (1997)
The Pentagon Papers (2003)
The Practice (2003-2004)
Boston Legal (2004-2008)
Discovery Atlas (2006)
The Office (2011-2012)
The Blacklist (2013- )
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