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Jake

Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.
Watch out he's a totally jake
by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.
by Snake77 November 10, 2010
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.
wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?
by johnny cutoff February 4, 2010
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.
by Robscoob May 15, 2018
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Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.
Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!
by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Sexy beast, huge cock, his diet be all pussy and ass, he be fuckin every night do he be three stupid bruh
that man pulled a jake cause he just had sex with some fine ass broad
by Johnny12345678 October 9, 2013
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Jake

Absolute machine, but loves boys because he vapes, loves arse
You are so jake
by Fortnite1999 December 16, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

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