John
John is awesome
John by Jaaa was here April 19, 2018
John
The best guy you could ever find. Fairly tall, deep storied eyes, thick, wavy black hair, tan, smelling like a seductive cologne...every bit of him is irresistible, especially his smile. His deep, calm voice makes you want to listen to hours and hours of it. He is extremely sweet, loving, and protective. He makes intense sacrifices and gestures for the people he loves. Initially, he can have a shy quality, or in some cases, a cold aura with a big ego, but once he gets to know someone, they get to see the huge, soft heart he really has. He is hilarious, sarcastic, and will stop at nothing to tease you playfully, but he is warm, cuddly, and comforting whenever you need him to be. He gives incredible hugs, which are guaranteed to make you feel better. Never give up a John or take advantage. He is vulnerable and his heart breaks easy. However, he is forgiving and never vengeful, especially to people he used to love. He is definitely the kind of guy that will make you feel at home and genuinely in love, and the amount of comfort you will feel with him cannot be counted in numbers. Ultimately, a John is perfect marriage material.
Damn, if all of us treated girls like that John over there treats that blonde, we'd be having sex twice a day!
John by HeyThere7772208 November 27, 2018
John
This is my 50th time adding a definition about my name.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
John is the name of an awesome guy who is gets all of the girls. He's pretty hot, too. Toned body, bushy black hair, and brown eyes. What he doesn't have in body height, he makes up for in a certain lengthy object. John might as well be considered the second coming of Christ, he's perfect in every way, so much so that he's been single his whole life and crying as we speak because that probably won't ever change.
After some surfing on www.urbandictionary.com, he found that there are other John's out there in similar situations, and is down anytime to communicate with fellow John's about how women may or may not be constantly plotting against them for reasons so minuscule they might as well be non-existent.
John is also constantly mistaken for his inanimate counterpart, and discarded-half brother, the toilet. Women often find it funny to define Johns as shit for this reason. But John's can unite in strong numbers to overcome any and all obstacles, making them a force to be reckoned with. Beware, the John.
John by They're holding me hostage January 11, 2019
John
John is a dumb person with zero good looks. John has black hair and brown eyes.He has really bad anger issues and you should most likely not trigger him.He will always love all the nerd stuff and you will most likely not want to talk to him. Unless you like stuff like Mario cart and stuff like that.If you want to be his friend than just be very considerate.Also he is pale and has a stupid smile.
John by The person on the screen December 17, 2019
John
A very nice funny and chill guy. His penis is big. He's perfect. Trust me I would know (wink wink) he is always willing to help a person in need. He's good with girls. A real gentleman, he's a class clown, he's a good person in general. He isn't a fuck boy although he seems like it but he just likes to act like it. He gets annoying but he tries to stop...he's a great guy. You should give him a chance even tho he's not the best looking.