Jonas

A czech male.

Hey, have you heard about jonas?

Is he Czech?

Yeah

Ok

by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here

*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:

by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022

Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread

Let me put my sausage in my Jonas

by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022

Jonas

HOttie

JOnas ur so hot

Jonas: thanks

by daisdowodaskpokdw October 13, 2022

Jonas

Jonas’s are very kind but they can be short. Also they are probably going to be one of the best friends that you could have. They will want to play a game with you as long as you stay in contact.

Jonas is one of my friends and he is all ways willing to play with me and my other friends.

by Yayayaya2957 November 7, 2022