jon 

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.

"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"

jon by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019

Jon 

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

Jon by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon 

Jon is a butthole, and he is also disrespectful, he can be very very mean to others, he can suck a butthole

Did you heard that Jon is butthole

Jon by Ghettotheghetto March 15, 2020

Jon 

A simp

Man Jon is such a simp for Brittany

Jon by Jonisasimp March 17, 2020

Jon 

Really fucking annoying

Your jon

Jon by Egg bacon man 10 April 30, 2020

Jon 

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".

Jon lost his juul.

Jon by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020

Jon 

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

Jon by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020