John

Idiot person that likes to troll kids on online games

JOHN DESTROYED MY BED AND KILLED MY IN MINECRAFT!

by YourFriendlyNoob123 April 24, 2019

John

Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.

He became a John when his wife quit giving him blow jobs.

by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016

John

a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!

John is one hell of a landscaper!

by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020

John

Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods

Friend: Who’s that guy you’re with?
Girl: he’s my John ;)

by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019

John

John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.

Person: Hey John look at this butterfly

John: woah life’s a trip

by #1 john August 16, 2018

John An

A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.

"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"

by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021

John

A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.

A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".

"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."

"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"

"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"

by Petra Jagermeister January 25, 2022