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Jalapenis

When the remnants of jalapenos are on the hand of someone that is giving head and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze
When my girl and I talked about spicing up our sex life I was not thinking about a jalapenis!
by craftypineapple January 23, 2013
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Jalapeno

Verb.

The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.
Yeah, the relationship wasn't working out so I jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook
by you_just_got_jalapenoed December 4, 2010
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Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.
Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!
by cinciguy010101 July 30, 2011
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Jalapeno

Numb: I just had a jalapeno
Numb: THIS SHIT IS POTENT!
by Numberonejrio October 16, 2008
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jalapeno

(chick walks in) Dude...jalapeno!
by Yeh. June 26, 2007
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jalapeno pussy popper

when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.
(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.
by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020
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Jalapeño Popper

The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.
Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.
by Real thing 69 July 31, 2016
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