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Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.
by No homo 45 June 5, 2024
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Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!
Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts
by Matty8472 June 21, 2015
mugGet the Trusle Sproutsmug.

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.
Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout
by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
mugGet the short sproutmug.

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.
Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025
mugGet the Bartholomew township Brussels sproutmug.

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.
Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout
by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
mugGet the short sproutmug.

sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
mugGet the sprout dandy’s worldmug.

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
mugGet the bean sprouts and tofumug.

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