irkonomics

The use of technology that is so complex and solicitously anticipatory that it gets in your way.

That new "smart" classroom is so irkonomic that it wouldn't let me project an image onto the white board! The damn screen had to be down or the projector wouldn't come on!

by David H. Williams (profdhw) September 17, 2003

Iron Ass

A stern, unyielding, unwavering, taxing, unabating, arduous, demanding person.

Dick had an unearned reputation for being an Iron Ass, but he was actually a draft dodger, and stooge for the military industrial complex.

by mlhiss January 8, 2016

iron closet

It usually means: A homosexual that will never admit that he/she is homosexual

Angel has an iron closet, they'll never tell ANYONE they're homosexual

by Gamer1515 June 27, 2016

iron nipples

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

by Macktown July 18, 2018

Iron Golem

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.

The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime September 25, 2018

Five Iron Frenzy

A Christian Ska band that recently just got back together. They have a great sound and have been making music since 1995 and released their first album in 1996 and only around 500 copies of it exist. In November of 2011 they announced that they were going to start making music and touring again.

Jim-"Five iron frenzy is definitely one of my favorite ska bands. What is your favorite ska band?"
Bob-"Mine has to be the OC Supertones."

by Bubblyhorses December 31, 2011

Alanis Ironic

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015