tilt insurance

When you know the action you are about to take is wrong, but you have to do it anyway because if you would have been right the result is much, much worse than if you were not.
I called the bet on the river with my flush even though the board had paired and there was a bet/raise to me. I had to pay my tilt insurance because if I lost this pot by folding to a worse hand I would have killed myself
by In honor of Leo Doc May 31, 2011
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pip insurance

When a woman pays for sex with her pussy.
I want some drugs but don't have any money....but I do us my pip insurance
by Omedi March 05, 2022
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schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot
I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.
by Delta Sailor November 17, 2016
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Polish Insurance

When you have a polish friend they will drop everything they are doing at any time, to come and help you out, and ask for nothing in return because they know that's what friends do.

Polish Insurance can involve a lift at 4am in the morning, when your drunk and high off your tits and have no money for a taxi.
Lunch at a nice restaurant or bar for no reason, just to catch up.
Or a favor so crazy and dangerous no one else will do it.
Polish guy floating in a pool, on a tropical Island, half a world away with a half empty bottle of vodka, enjoying a holiday for the first time in 10 years.

*Phone rings, best friend on the line back at home*
"Hey bro I'm out of money at a petrol station, I know your in Thailand but can you help me out, I need $40"

Polish guy "Done bro, Polish Insurance!, I sent $100 just in case you need a scotch on the way home, anything else you need brother?"

*Polish friend chilling at a smoke up and birthday party*
"Hey bro, I know you like smoking weed occasionally, so for your birthday I got you this kick ass bong"

"Bro, this is worth $300!"

"Whats your point, its your birthday, enjoy it, Polish insurance my brother!"
by Piotr Polak November 28, 2012
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book insurance

When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.
Thankfully I found that copy of Pride and Prejudice, it gave me book insurance.
by ingrules December 11, 2009
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hymen insurance

self explanitory: Insurance for one's cherry. (althought it may be purchased by men)
Make sure you get those special insurance forms in
by God Himself April 18, 2005
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Visitors Insurance

Insurance for Visitors traveling from foreign countries or away from their home country. First used by Zain Jeewanjee when he traveled to the USA from Asia and was looking for Medical Insurance coverage for his child. SInce Americans called it Travel Insurance, but for a Visitor like Zain this was " Visitors Insurance"
Someone comes to the USA to visit his / her family member for a few months, and while they are visiting USA they buy Visitors Insurance.
by Zg1g January 03, 2012
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