turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

parking inspector

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.

I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.

by The Ant October 31, 2006

Inspecting the bunker

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020

Inspirant

a substance which induces inspiration.

(in-spire-ant)

I've found marijuana to be quite the inspirant.

by !ARCHIVIST! October 22, 2010

inspektor immigrant

A person who is often not actually an immigrant but is born as a second generation immigrant, this person has often the apeal of a foreigner but speaks the native language very well

This person is often a troublemaker and does a moderate amount of dum shit

"Inspektor immigrant got drunk on a weekday, lmao his parents are going to kill him"

by Tysken_raider July 9, 2018

inspirit

to strengthen someone so much that they have a renewed sense of life; to breath life into a weary soul

An action form of the latin phrase inspiritus. to inspirit, we inspirit, inspiriting, inspirited

David's resilience and strength had protected his family for years as they fled the civil war that ravaged their Congolese home. At last, there was relief! Smiling volunteers greeted him and his family at the Atlanta Airport on January 13, 2019. Each welcoming smile and kind word worked to inspirit his weary soul with invigorating hope and determination.

by ~Hope~ February 20, 2019

Inspector ratchet

Inspector ratchet is the guy who fucks all the ratchets around. If there ratchet you can be certain he has tapped that ass.

Damn Mikey your basically like a inspector ratchet I mean you been with every ratchet from here to Mississippi

by WeBee Is the handle October 11, 2020