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inspiration

what you use for those intimate personal exchanges between hand and genitals
Scott: You saw that episode of Oprah today, right?
Danny: Oh, no doubt, boy! I'd love to be hitting the switches on that hoe!
Scott: I know! She was my inspiartion this afternoon during alone time.
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 9, 2005
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tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.
I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.
by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.
1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?
by Mondongina February 24, 2011
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insiration

Is the act of a person who has provided direction to a group of lost individual's on a specific topic (also known as the "Subject Matter Expert”).

The "p" is removed due to the need for this person to always be a darn "Perfectionist" and feels the need to correct everyone all of the time. The removal of the "p" creates much unrest to an insirationist for fear the "p" will never be in its appropriate place.

This word was created to annoy the insirationist immensely.
The insiration or brain child of the program was to improve his friends ability to function appropriately in society.
by mymonkey February 22, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.
Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!
by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010
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Subway Sloth Insertion

When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.
I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.
by shitstain/skidmark January 14, 2011
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Inspiration Dust

A slang term for cocaine or another stimulant in relation to meeting a deadline, especially in the college environment.
"Oh man, I have a term paper due tomorrow and I have no idea how to start it."

"You should try a little inspiration dust. You'll be hypothesizing, summarizing and analyzing in no time."
by skwrrkk June 3, 2009
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