immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.

I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.

by St. Mary December 31, 2005

infectious smile

When someone with a great smile smiles and causes others to smile just because of their smile.

Darren's teeth look so good that I just want to smile. He has such an infectious smile

by quest224 August 16, 2010

rear injection

Anal sex

No rear injections for me, I'm exit only!

by Anon_69 January 3, 2011

Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.

"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."

by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019

California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013

Indention deficit disorder

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

by TX Starfish March 2, 2009

Infections

There are various cheats that will "infect" your system for a time as long as you don't go back to the dashboard or shut off the system. They can do things like aim-bots or super speed running. These are activated when you are killed by someone else who is already infected. Some can be fun, but like all cheats, some make the game unbearable and almost impossible to play like all shots are head-shots or Invincibility. These "infections" are most prominent in all the CoD's but have become less popular due to Activision actually doing something about it.

Gamer No. 1:(Playing CoDMW2) Dude I just got infected, now I got SuperSpeed!

Gamer No. 2: Man FUCK Infections. I keep getting SpawnTrapped GodDamnit!!1

by Snave Eel June 5, 2011