instagram influenza

A virus that promotes products and services on Instagram and tries to take viral photos as a marketing gimmick in exchange for being transmitted between humans.

That rabies fellow keeps sharing posts about dog food, I wonder how many dog lives that fucking Instagram influenza receives in kickbacks.

by dilettante-elephant July 10, 2020

Spray the infield

To order another round of drinks for the table.

You guys ready for another round?. Waiter, spray the infield.

by MahwahDenizen May 31, 2016

Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences

A now private YouTube video that has been lost in time, it was public until it was ruthlessly murdered and yeeted off the internet.

Marco: Hey, Polo, when did you open this jar of pickles?
Polo: I think I opened it when Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences existed?
Marco: Well fuck, these pickles are expired!

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Influenzer

Person with the flu who insists on sharing it with the public by not staying home .

Sally gained notoriety as an influenzer when she refused to stay home from work when suffering from the flu

by sheila in the car June 19, 2019

Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010

Inflicted

To be in a sorry or beat up condition etc.
For example, to have an inflicted head is to be retarded etc.

He's got such an inflicted head.

by Judge dredd7 December 4, 2011

influence

Influence is usually used for if you're on drugs. sometimes people can influence you to do something.
If have taken drugs, you are "under the influence".
one of the members of the band, Green Day, has done drugs and made a song about being under the influence. the band member was Tre Cool.

Jimmy: Man, I'm gonna go drive to my house now
Tom: Didn't you do some drugs?
Jimmy: Ya, ?
Tom: you'll get thrown in jail for driving under the influence.

by Linnea... April 23, 2006