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split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
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Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe
Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"
by Nozgaming June 11, 2018
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Organization infinity

A large club from the artist website "Deviantart" based around the gaming series of Kingdom Hearts. It's a group that is comprised of Original Characters that are of the species entitled "Nobodies", and is supposedly one of the hardest online clubs to get into.

Org-infinity for short.
"Hey, did you get to Org-infinity?"

"I've had to redesign my character FOUR times for Organization Infinity"
by Chihuahualover April 21, 2008
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Behind Infinity

The deviantart Username for a guy called Jin. Who happens to be the most charming and hottest cosplayer on the history of Naruto. They have massives amounts of fans which mainly consist of hormone driven girls.
Have you seen Behind Infinity's update on their journal?! Jin and Miguel as Naruto and Sasuke is just to delectable to pass up! ;D http://behindinfinity.deviantart.com/
by Oh noes! D: December 17, 2008
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times infinity

What is said when you are engaged in a verbal war of 'is not's and 'is too's and want it to
A) Come to an end,
and
B) End with you winning.

NOTE: There is no such thing as 'infinity times one' or anything of that nature.
"Is too, times infinity!"
by Arkinia.com October 4, 2003
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Infinity stone

A rain bowed colored rock collection that are called the infinity stones that you you smash up the to later snort and you will get Infinity Stoned (Pun Intended)
Drax: Whoa are those The Infinity Stones
Thanos: Ya lets smash them up and try em
Drax & Thanos: Whoa are we Infinity Stoned
by dankmemedannyboi May 2, 2019
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infinity gauntlet

sparkly oven mitt on a raisins hand that will destroy your friends and family
by garfielf the word maker June 9, 2019
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